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Nigeria, August 9, 2009

Best Grilled Fish in Nigeria: Abacha Barracks

Fish ladies & grilled croaker
More grilled fish for sale
Fish tastes that good
Beer to wash it all down
Howard whispered two words to me that got me excited. He said "grilled fish" and I responded with a quick "let's go!" It doesn't take much more than the temptation of fresh fish, grilled to tasty perfection, to get me going to the ends of Africa.

And getting to the Abacha Barracks in the Mogadishu Cantonment outside of Abuja did seem like a drive to the ends of Africa - or at least the taxi driver bitched the whole way like it was. Once there, I was a little confused. We pulled up to what looked like a simple Nigerian market. There was nothing to make it look different than any other market. But I was told to walk into the middle.

Inside the Abacha Barracks market is a whole other experience. About 50 fish sellers are arranged in a circle with bars facing the circle of fishmongers. These fishmongers do not sell raw fish for you to take home however, they sell the best croaker and butterfish for direct grilling and eating right there.

As you walk around the circle, there is a fierce rivalry between fish grillers, each one claiming their fish is the freshest, largest, and most succulent. In addition to fish, they offer chicken, chips, and a spicy pepper sauce that will curl your toes.

Here is a short video about the Abacha Barracks fish market:

Talking with the fish vendors is also an experience in volume. Each fishmonger sells about 10 to 20 grilled fish in a night, which is 500, to 1,000 big ass croakers per day. I am amazed that Nigerian rivers can support such a catch. If they sell each fish for 1,000 Naira, with a guesstimate that 50% of revenue goes towards costs, they're looking at about $25 per day in profit.

Or about the same as taxi drivers in Abuja. But let's look at demographics. All the fishmongers are women, while all the taxi drivers are men. If you have a couple working both angles, they could be making around $13,000 per year in tax-free income. Not bad in a country where the average income is just $350 per year.

And it was money well spent. The croaker that we bought was so amazingly succulent. Unlike East African tilapia, usually deep fried to hard, chewy crisp, the West African grilled croaker was perfection. Eating with our hands, the meat fell off the fish bones, with every taste a mouthful of aquatic majesty. Add to it the cooked potato chips (fries) and the Star and Harp beer, and I was in heaven.

The reality check came in the form of endless Nigerian hawkers looking to sell us all manner of nicknacks and the like, most useless junk. Other vendors sold music, and several bands circulated, demanding payment to stop playing their music in your face as you tried to eat.

Coming Soon: Listen here to experience the sounds of the Abacha Barracks fish market musicians.

My only complaint was the horrible construction of the bars that encircled the fish BBQ. Each had a raised concrete curb barrier that crushed my toes several times in the darkness. Only the Star beer induced buzz kept me from attacking these toe-breakers with a sledge hammer.

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Nigeria, July 25, 2009

Surprising Nigerian N95 Honesty


Taxi loves the fireworks
Oh My God - WHERE IS MY PHONE!!! This is the thought that races through my mind and sends a chill through my heart as I frankly search my person for my Nokia N95. I am standing over my seat, as I put away my luggage on Kenya Airways Flight 0533, from Lagos to Nairobi, and I've just realized my phone is missing.

Again I recheck my person and my luggage and then it hits me - I've left my phone in the airport waiting area. I was so absorbed in composing emails to all my Kenyan contacts, letting them know of my impeding arrival, that I didn't hear the first call for my flight.

When I finally did, I scrambled to the jetway, leaving my prized possession, my per-diem-paid-for N95 superphone behind, alone and vulnerable on a random seat. Where I now realize it must be sitting, just waiting to be found by its new owner.

Continue reading "Surprising Nigerian N95 Honesty"

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America, July 22, 2009

Meet me in Nairobi, Abjua, or Accra

going to Africa
How I roll in Africa
I'm headed to Africa soon for three weeks of meetings and trainings in Nairobi, Abuja, and Accra for Inveneo. I'll be in each city about a week, and would love to meet up with loyal Belly Button Window readers if you're around.

See, while I am a fanatic proponent of web-based discourse - I'm publishing at least six different blogs right now - I'm convinced that online discourse is an amplification of offline, in-person connections. In fact, I believe that online conversations are not possible without some level of face-to-face discussions between participants.

Or as a friend once said "meatspace has the highest bit rate" And I haven't connected with that many Belly Button readers in a while.

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America, July 4, 2009

Petworth's July 4th Fireworks - Does Yours?


Taxi loves the fireworks
Washington DC has a peculiar tradition of intense 4th of July fireworks. Now, I'm not talking about the national spectacle that you see on TV. That tourist-only event on the Mall is far removed from our lives in Petworth. I'm talking about the neighbourhood-based fireworks that put the Mall to shame.

From mid-afternoon on July 4th, to well past midnight, the city is besieged by amateur fireworks displays, each block showering the night sky with hundreds, if not thousands of dollars worth of fireworks. And as luck would have it, our neighbourhood congregates at the end of my block for fireworks central.

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America, June 28, 2009

Minding the Future in Myrtle Beach


Al smiles on the beach
For six months, Amy and I have not left Hanalei's side. For six months, we have traded off parenting roles, day and night. For six months, we showed our love though our presence. Yet this weekend, we have tossed all that aside.

For two blissful days, amy And I have abandoned our child. We're in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina for a wedding, while Hanalei is back in Washington, DC. Yet do not fear for her, do not fret that she is truly left hone alone. She's being watched closely and safely by Amy's parents.

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America, June 21, 2009

Running Past My First Father's Day


Best use of a bike lane
Today is the first of what I hope to be many happy Father's Days. And even though she is too young to tell me what she'd do for this special day, I knew what would make both of us happy: a long run through Petworth.

No, Hanalei isn't running yet - she gets the easy ride in a baby jogger. Better yet, in the car seat, in the baby jogger, protected and after the first few blocks, asleep. Then its up to daddy to keep the speed, so she can have a cool breeze while she sleeps.

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America, June 16, 2009

Putting Pride into Petworth Medians


Thanks for the attention!
This morning, my Councilmember Muriel Bowser took time out from her busy schedule to meet with community members around the construction of Petworth Medians so they can support trees and community-maintained plantings.

For those that are following along, New Hampshire Avenue is getting a nice brick & granite median from around Park Road all the way to Grant Circle. So far,construction is proceeding from Georgia to Grant Circle, but some in Petworth have an issue with the way it was proceeding. The medians were not being excavated to a depth that would support trees, per the original design, and plants and shrubbery, per community desires.

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